The 5 Reasons Obama Is Going To Win A 2nd Term

Barack ObamaSorry Republicans, but I am going to make this prediction now.  President Obama, no matter how much you hate him for any number of reasons, is going to be elected for a second term.  How do I know this?  Because the Republican party has no serious competition to run against the man.  In fact, aside from Mitt Romney, the Republicans might as well save some money and sit the 2012 election out.  The competition is laughable, at best, and I am not even going to include Sarah Palin on this list.  She's passé when considering a presidential candidate. Does this sound harsh?  Perhaps.  But if the Republicans plan on getting any votes in 2012, they may want to reconsider who their leaders are.  Here are some of the people you have so far.

Tim Pawlenty

1. Tim Pawlenty: It's probably a good thing I wrote who this guy actually was, because most people probably wouldn't recognize the Governor from Minnesota. He's the only person who has thrown his hat into the ring (so far) to run for President. I give him credit for that. The rest our just teasing the American public with "exploratory committees to consider running for office". He was in office for 10 years. Of the people on this list, he's the most credible.

Mike Huckabee

2. Mike Huckabee: He used to work for Fox News (which should be reason enough), but this Presidential hopeful, who once won the Iowa caucus, has gone off the deep end in the past few months. He's looked down upon Natalie Portman for having a child born out of wedlock, he's spread lies about President Obama by stating that he grew up in Kenya (then stated he misspoke), and if that isn't bad enough - he's got skeletons in his own closet regarding his son, David, who allegedly tortured and killed a dog - then fired the guy who looked into it! He does look good playing guitar, though...very Clinton-esque...

Newt Gingrich

3. Newt Gingrich: Newt, Newt, Newt. How can you lead the religious right when you can't keep it in your pants? Three marriages? One to your high school geometry teacher? Fooling around on you cancer-patient spouse? Being with a girl 26 years your younger when you're pursuing Clinton on the Lewinsky scandal? I know, you've found religion, but it is Catholicism the "right" flavor of Christianity for the right?

Michele Bachmann

4. Michele Bachmann: Here is the epitome of crazy. This woman is in favor of McCarthy-type hearings on our Legislative Branch of government, she denounces Global Climate Change, and she thinks that school teachers are going to turn your children gay. This woman is a special type of crazy who disregards facts and pushes her own agenda.

Donald Trump

5. Donald Trump: This guy takes the cake - and in a strange way, I like "The Donald". He's not going to be President, though. He is "President of the Birthers", though, and today, he was proven wrong. The real issue is that Trump isn't really a viable candidate for president. He's a showman. Some people think that he has the tools to get the country out of economic crisis, but who would trust him with our money? He's been bankrupt more than once! As for being a die hard Republican...How does he explain donating money to Hillary Clinton, Rahm Emanuel, and Harry Reid? Sorry Donald, I think you're about to be fired.

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