I have been told my toilet smells. I’d like to rationalize the fact to “I don’t want to use toxic chemicals that could hurt the pets...” but that’s only a partial truth. The real reason is because I am lazy when it comes to stopping smelly toilets. Not messy, mind you. Just really, REALLY lazy. Looking back on my previous living arrangements I found that the only way my bathroom was ever cleaned was because (a) I had a mother, (b) we had new pledges at the Fraternity House, or (c) I had a gracious girlfriend/or maid who cleaned my bathroom. I know. I’m a pig...Nevertheless, I still have pets and I care about them, so how do I clean my bathroom without harming my furry children? Here are five steps to accomplishing this, even though it gives me more work.