How Twilight Sucks And Has Ruined America
With Twilight: Breaking Dawn coming out this week, I had to, again, express my strong dislike for this movie/book series. I had to say: "Twilight Sucks!". A lot of people will complain that I am just jealous and picking on the series. No I’m not. It’s horribly written and if you are over the age of 21 and enraptured by this series, you need to pick up a good book and expand your horizons. For the record, I’ve read all four of the books and I am in the same camp as Stephen King when he compares Twilight to Harry Potter (does that make me a member of Team: Stephen?) - "Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." Read more...
Categories: Entertainment Tags: anne rice, bella swann, breaking dawn, eclipse, edward cullen, harry potter, lestat, new moon, stephanie meyer, stephen king, twilight, twilight saga, twilight sucks, vampires, werewolves
5 Best Movie Vampires
Movie vampires have been frightening us for more than a hundred years. The original vampires weren't the cloaked, debonaire foreigner who usually comes to mind when we think of this hunter of the night. That vampire is brought to you because of the movies (and theater). However, that vampire is also one of the reasons vampire movies are so popular. Here are five of my favorite movie vampires. Read more...
Categories: Entertainment Tags: anne rice, Bela Lugosi, bram stoker, Christopher Lee, Disney, dracula, edward cullen, F.W. Murnau, fright night, Graf Orlock, interview with a vampire, Jerry Dandridge, lestat, Lestat des Lionscourt, Max Schreck, nosferatu, Selene, steven spielberg, Touchstone, underworld
What If Fox News Made Movie Reviews?
Welcome to the world of "What Ifs?" We're going to look at the harsh, fake reality if Fox News actually controlled our movie reviews. I am not trying to suggest anything derogatory about Fox's "Fair and Balanced" news umm...well, I guess it is "news" coverage, but they do have a way of separating reality with commentary. Somehow, that commentary always leans one way, too, so I can't imagine it would be any different when they reported on the movies that people go to see. Here is a look at what some of those reviews might be if they were to talk about our very favorite series. Read more...
Categories: What Ifs Tags: admiral akbar, albus dumbledore, batman series, caped crusader, edward cullen, Fair and Balanced, fairly unbalanced, faux news, fellowship of the ring, Fox News, frodo baggins, Gotham City, han solo, harry potter, lord of the rings, luke skywalker, movie reviews, sauron, star wars, the batman, twilight series, Voldemort
Where On Google Earth Are These Real Places From Fiction?
Each of these books is highly popular and some of the locations written in the books is a real place. Looking through Google Earth, we have found the exact Latitude and Longitude of each of these places. If you aren’t familiar with Google Earth, it is a free satellite program available through Google. You can download it to your computer and start looking up these famous places within minutes! Each of these books has sold millions of copies and have become tourist attractions. Now you can find them from the comfort of your own home. Read more...
Categories: Technology Tags: 221B Baker street, bella, bon temps, dan brown, edward cullen, Eric Northman, forks washington, harry potter, j.k. rowling, king's cross, louisiana, monroe, port angeles, rosslyn chapel, scotland, sherlock holmes, shreveport, sir arthur conan doyle, stephenie meyers, the davinci code, true blood, twilight
Five Reasons Not To See Twilight Eclipse
If you've read my articles in the past, you know that I have no love for the Twilight series of books. Sure, it is a popular series, the movies are making money hand over fist - but they suck! There are so many BETTER vampire series out there, that don't push a religious agenda and aren't abusive to women. But, hey, it's your money being thrown down the drain on poor entertainment. But, if there is anyway I can convince you to do otherwise, here are my five reasons why you shouldn't go see this film: Read more...
Five Reasons to Hate Twilight
I am sure that you’ve heard of this book series and subsequent movies. It’s created a phenomenon amongst teenage girls everywhere and has really strained my faith in people. The only redeeming factor I can find in the books is that teenagers are reading, albeit, it isn’t quality literature, but they are picking up a book. However, below are five reasons to avoid this series all together. Read more...
Categories: Entertainment Tags: bella, edward cullen, emo, emo girls, jacob black, sparkling vampires, stephanie meyers, twilight, vampire baseball, vampires, werewolves
