Signs A Zombie Apocalypse Is Going On Right Now
If you are a fan of zombies, you know that zombie movies are always popular, no matter how badly they are made. The good ones: 28 Days Later, The Walking Dead, and Night of the Living Dead are great! Somehow, along the way, people have taken these movies to an extreme and are acting like zombies themselves! It's all come about within the last month, too, which makes you wonder if something isn't awry... You'll have to decide for yourself, but these stories are definitely creepy and all together true. Is the zombie apocalypse happening right now? What do you think? WARNING: Some of these stories are very graphic or disturbing. They are not meant for younger readers.
A naked man was chewing on another naked man's face while he lay down on a downtown area highway ramp. Larry Vega told WSVN-TV in Miami he was riding his bicycle Saturday afternoon (May 26, 2012) off the MacArthur Causeway, which connects downtown Miami with Miami Beach, when he saw the savage attack on the bridge's off-ramp. "The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, 'Get off!'" Vega said. "The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin." Vega flagged down a Miami police officer, who, he said, repeatedly ordered the attacker to get off the victim. The attacker just picked his head up and growled at the officer, Vega said. Finally, the police shot and killed the attacker. The slain man was identified by the Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner's office as Rudy Eugene, 31, Miami television station WFOR reported. The other man, a 65-year old homeless guy who was getting his face eaten away, is still in critical condition. His name was not released.
The very next day, Hackensack police busted in on 43-year old Wayne Carter who was repeatedly stabbing himself with a 12-inch kitchen knife. Carter was ordered to drop the knife, but refused and ended up stabbing himself over fifty times! As the police closed in on him, he disemboweled himself and started to throw pieces of his flesh and his INTESTINES at the officers. The SWAT team was called in to subdue this lunatic who continued to throw body parts, feces, and his intestines at the officers. The entire place was such a bloody mess that the SWAT team was required to be decontaminated after they finally got the guy to a hospital where he remains in critical condition...Authorities are waiting on results from drug tests (do you think?) to see if there were narcotics in his system. No charges have been filed as of yet! Really, you can't make this stuff up!
Mixed Martial Arts fighter, Jarrod Wyatt, went on a rampage on when, after drinking a hot cup of mushroom tea, decided to beat his friend, Taylor Powell to death after believing the man was "possessed by demons". Wyatt beat the man so brutally that he was unrecognizable. However, he didn't stop there. When he had finished using his fists on the guy's melon, he went on to rip out Powell's eyes, his tongue - AND HIS HEART - along with other parts of his face. Wyatt was found by another friend, sitting in the middle of the living room - naked (because that's how zombies sit) - with body parts scattered across the apartment. Some of the parts he burnt to dispel the demons...
A Morgan State University student, Alexander Kinyua (21), admitted to killing his roommate and then eating parts of his heart and brain! Surely, this is a sign of the zombie apocalypse! Currently, Kinyua is charged with first degree murder of killing Ghana-native, 37-year old Kujoe Agyei-Kodie who was living at the Kinyua home while attending school. "Kinyua has admitted to cutting him up and consuming parts of his organs, his heart and parts of his brain," said Sheriff Jesse Bane of Harford County, Maryland. Kinyua dumped the body in a church dumpster, but kept the hands and head in his parent's basement (for safe keeping???). His brother found the body parts in a sink and told his father, who then called the police. Kinyua was already out on bond for attacking another student with a baseball bat two weeks ago. He is now being held without bond at the Harford County Detention Center.
This is the craziest zombie story of the week! A decomposing foot was sent to Canada’s ruling Conservative Party in the mail while a hand was found at an Ottawa Post Office the same day. A severed torso was also discovered by a custodian in Montreal early on Tuesday in a suitcase tossed into a pile of garbage. Both body parts were being sent to political parties. The Canadian Mounties were not to be deterred, though (Just wait, the story gets better...). All searches have pointed to a Canadian PORN STAR who may be responsible for these gruesome care packages! Montreal police are looking for Luka Rocco Magnotta, 29, for the murder and dismemberment. Magnotta, who police believe has fled to France, had made a blog post, recently, on how to disappear without a trace. He also posted an online video showing him KILLING A NAKED MAN (does anyone see a theme here?) with an ice pick, dismembering him, raping the corpse - THEN masturbating with the man's severed hand (in THAT ORDER). Supposedly, this ten minute video is still online, but international police are trying to have it removed. Sick. Sick. Sick. Interpol has placed Magnotta on the "Wanted Persons" list so he is being pursued worldwide. I just hope they catch this deranged person before the zombie outbreak happens in Europe!