Reader Submission: The 5 Most Stupid Americans

Here is a reader submitted article, which I am sure is tongue-in-cheek (especially since all of them on the list aren't American). However, since this is a blog about reader-submitted trivia and opinion, I am obligated to post this article. Feel free to fire back a comment - or your anger - to the author (peter.jacksonon@gmail.com) or write your own "myFiveBest" article. To do this, go to this link: http://myfivebest.com/my5best.php and fill out the form. While I will not print everything - especially if it is filled with vulgar or hate language - I will try and post what you write. Here is one of those lists.

Americans are well known as the dumbest nation in the world. Their stupidity is surpassed only by their lack of restraint in eating fast food, and they are a fat, sick bunch of arrogant dumb asses.

George W Bush
Genocidal egomaniac, this dumb ass was president of USA for many years. Drunkard with retarded brains, his stupidity appealed to countless masses of rednecks and average American Joes, who were glad that such a stupid brainless fool just like themselves can be president.

Tony Blair
American poodle. This dog with a wife bitch who sired five bastardly Brits, made his dominion a de facto 51st American state.

Hillary Clinton
Stupid bitch who got cheated on by her sex maniac husband. Hypocrisy and stupidity of her greed and egotism are surpassed by few. Towering figure of American rape screaming womanhood.

Sarah Palin
Neoconservative hockey mom who can see Russia from the top of her table. American love of lies is best explained by this homely lady, a self-described "MILF" who shot Nailin Palin: Hoe with a Difference.

Tommy Lee and the rest of celebrity airheads
Mensa candidate and rocker Tommy Lee is pretty sure that Winston Churchill was president during the Civil War, that the numeric equivalent of pi is “the two-equals-MC-squared thing,” and that an isosceles triangle is “somewhere in Bermuda.”

Editors Note: While the views and opinions reflected in this post are submitted by a reader, they do not necessarily reflect the thoughts of myFiveBest Media or its writers.