Haiku News For Week Of July 24th, 2011
Are you sick and tired of hearing the twenty four hour news stations just repeating the same story over and over again? The news can be read in only a few minutes if it were all done in Haiku! Yes, Haiku, that three-lined Japanese poem consisting of five syllables, seven syllables, and once again, five syllables. News from around the world in fifteen lines on here on myFiveBest!
HOUSE PASSES BILL
The G.O.P. passes
Speaker Boehner's bill barely
Senate still says 'No'
NFL STOPS THE LOCK OUT
NFL agrees
That it's time to watch football
Players take the field.
APPLE IS RICHER THAN GOVERNMENT
iPods sell better
than tax collection, it seems.
It's time for iGov.
STOCK MARKET KEEPS CRASHING
If you don't pay bills
The Stock Market gets nervous
You'll pay anyway.
BACHMANN AND THE 14th AMENDMENT
She wants to be Prez
But the Constitution's tough
Stay in your own state.
