If you are like me and you always put off finding a costume to wear for Halloween (even though you knew about the Halloween party a month ago) then this post if for you. I’ll be the first to admit that I am a procrastinator with everything, so why in the world would that change just for Halloween? Well, here are my five best ideas for last minute Halloween costumes.
Gods Gift to Women (Guys Only) – All you need for this one is wrapping paper, a gift tag, and somebody to help wrap you up. Wrap yourself in the paper, put the tag on your chest that reads “From: God, To: Women.” This costume will get some laughs and might be so cheesy that you actually get the attention you want from the ladies, although it might not be the attention you were going for.
“Cereal Killer” – All you need for this costume is mini cereal boxes, plastic knives, and pins. Where some dark clothes and pin the min cereal boxes all over your shirt with the plastic knives shoved into the boxes. It will be pretty obvious what you are when you arrive to the party and you will have spent just a small amount of time completing your costume.
Beggar Costume - This one is pretty self explanatory but I’ll explain it anyways. Get some old raggy clothes and get them real dirty. Put holes in them and you could even go the extra step and try to make them smell bad. Then put dirt on your face, under your nails, and in your hair. If you want to be clean about it you could use make up to make yourself look dirty. Once you get to the party just do what beggars do, beg for money (or booze). Who knows you could actually get some money out of this.
Ghost – I know that this is one of the most used and oldest Halloween costumes ever, but I had to list it. What would make an easier last minute costume than cutting two eye-holes in a white sheet and draping over your body. How about this? Get some thick dark framed glasses and put them over the eye-holes and go as Michael Myers from Halloween in the scene where he kills the naked girl upstairs by posing as her nerdy boyfriend under a sheet. Bottom line: You can never go wrong with the ghost costume.
Happy Gilmore - I have actually done this one as a spur of the moment thing (literally I had 10 minutes to get to the costume party and still had no idea what to wear). If you have a hockey jersey or shirt, preferably jersey, then this one can easily be done. Wear the jersey underneath an unbuttoned plaid shirt. Then put on some sweat pants and hiking boots. All you need next is a driver and you are set. Just be sure to walk around the party saying “The price is wrong, bitch!”
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